after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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