thus making me awesome and them whores
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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