Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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