Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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