dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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