I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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