You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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