I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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