Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i think i just lost a toe
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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