im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Me too!
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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