I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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