Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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