Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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