that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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