his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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