I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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