I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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