Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
send nudes
from the living room?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
