im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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