Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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