how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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