what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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