do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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