I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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