mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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