But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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