quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Randomize
