What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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