What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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