I hope mine doesn't look like that
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I'm really busy with my period
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