I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
you never un-have a 4some
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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