I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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