Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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