Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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