so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
