He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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