what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
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My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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