Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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