I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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