Ambien. No doubt about it.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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