did you get engaged???
I wanna passion pit in your ass
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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