The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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