We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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