Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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