Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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