yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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