Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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