Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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