Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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