and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party