yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!