I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?