But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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