just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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