Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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