Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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